yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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