this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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