I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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