If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Dignity is for republicans.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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