If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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