you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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