i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Damn victory sex feels great
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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