My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i love accidental penises.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Rumble strips road head = magical
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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