People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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