is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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