so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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