I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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