My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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