She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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