ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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