Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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