I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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