You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
send nudes
from the living room?
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