And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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