i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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