i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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