it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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