i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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