i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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