I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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