That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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