I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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