so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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