Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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