I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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