He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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