even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
