There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
