She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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