Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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