I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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