exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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