Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
the raccoons are back...
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