So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
