i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Randomize
