have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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