Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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