Non-Jews are for practice
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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