Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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