he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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