question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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