I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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