He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
A bitchslap is in order.
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