On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Randomize
