i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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